President Bush is almost gone.
On Saturday a painting of him was unveiled in the White House.
He began his remarks like this:
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Welcome to my hanging. (Laughter and applause.)
(Note: please do not think I want the President dead. That is not the intention of this blog post. I repeat: I DO NOT want the President dead. I prefer he serve out his sentence as most impopulair president ever while remaining alive.)